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Before I go poking at my galaxy map to find Palaven though, I stop by Traynor’s little station for a chat. She mentions that she didn’t have a chance to grab a toothbrush before leaving Earth or whatever, and I … Continue reading →

Finally I get a moment to do what I want. I walk to the CIC and wouldn’t you know, I already have a virtual stack of emails unread at my private terminal. I sigh and click through those real fast … Continue reading →

I get to the hospital, but before I can reach Kaidan, I see my old buddy Dr. Chakwas! I run over there and she’s talking to Dr. Michel. HEY! DR. CHAKWAS! IT’S ME! SHEPARD! REMEMBER ME! COMMANDER SHEPARD! She mentions … Continue reading →

On the ship, Liara insists we get to the Citadel right away as Kaidan needs medical attention. I agree this is a good plan. I don’t know where else she thought I was planning to go, but I do have … Continue reading →

With my team back to a reasonable three people, we take cover and fend off the incoming Cerberus troopers. Liara says I’m “gonna need more than guns” to kill these one dudes, but I thought the guns were doing a … Continue reading →

On board the Normandy, James is upset that we’re leaving Earth. Uh yeah James, buddy. You saw that shit show down there. You saw that one reaper that was like, seriously trying to have sex with a building. It was … Continue reading →

Anderson and I head out of the room because fuck it, they’re all dead right? It doesn’t matter, I’m in a hurry. We need to get to the Normandy. MY Normandy, but we gotta find a way to contact them … Continue reading →

Ugh, fuck. My head is killing me. What the hell, you guys, where am I? What’s going on? In a detention center? on Earth? Oh god, what the fuck did I do last night? How…how many probes did I launch … Continue reading →

The guys here at “The Project” are all totally indoctrinated, naturally, and are now deadset on getting up in my business while I try to launch this rock we’re on at that mass relay and then get the hell off … Continue reading →

I follow Dr. Kenson into this building where I look at stuff and poke through boxes for minerals while she blathers on about who even knows what. I wish I could find something to drink around here. I wish I … Continue reading →