Monthly Archives: April 2011

For the final mission, I pick my usual team of Garrus and Thane. Everyone else needs to stay and hold the line by this door. I can’t remember why I care if they get through this door. If you recall, … Continue reading →

After breathing a sigh of relief at making it through that first ordeal, we turn to see some of those weird ass pod things and oh god there’s a person in that one! We rush over and realize that it’s … Continue reading →

After saying grace, EDI pulls up the schematics of the collector ship. We decide we need to send in two teams, and one tech specialist to crawl through some vents. Jacob says the vent task is practically a suicide mission … Continue reading →

Well, it’s finally time to go save the universe. I tell Joker to head for the scary red relay, while I go take a shower in my weird metal space bathroom. As I step out of bathroom, back in my … Continue reading →

Jokerrrrrrrr Is that IFF installed yet? No? EDI’s still working on it. Okay. I go to my cabin where I feed my fish, check my hamster and then sit on my bed and twiddle my thumbs for a bit. I’M … Continue reading →

Back on the Normandy, I don’t think anyone really wants me to turn this Geth back on.  Which means I’m doing it. Muahahahaha!  I’M COMMANDER SHEPARD! YOU CAN’T STOP ME! I DO WHAT I WANT! I head down to the … Continue reading →

With everyone on my ship happy and focused, Jacob giving me bro-hugs, and me getting anxious for the sweet Turian loving, I decide to head to the derelict Reaper and find an IFF that let us go through that scary … Continue reading →

Finally I am down to one last person that needs me to help them: Zaeed. We need to go..I don’t know something, refinery, Vido, whatever. I am so bad at listening to this guy talk.  We head to the planet … Continue reading →

Tali’s mission has me feeling appropriately rowdy so I grab Jack and say let’s go blow up that thing you want to blow up or whatever.  We head to a planet where it is raining a lot. I stare at … Continue reading →

I decide that instead of just schlupping around my ship, like I’ve been doing for the past …forever, I should go finish up all this mission-y, helping people, stopping collectors business. Looking down my to-do list, I decide to head … Continue reading →