Monthly Archives: April 2011

I Can See Your "What-Nots"

Back on the ship, I decide to go see if Garrus is up for our romp yet. I walk into his little room and ask if he has a minute to, ya know…just talk. He shuts the door behind me. … Continue reading

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Feelin’ Hock, Hock, Hock.

After that thorough decontamination, I decide I am clean enough to put on this fancy dress Kasumi got me and go do her mission. Let me just grab Garru- What do you mean…“no?” But, but, but I bring Garrus everywhere.  … Continue reading

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Gimme Some Morinth

Back on the ship, I decide to go see how Garrus is doing. Hopefully he’s not dealing with what happened by burying his head in a bunch of calibrations again. I’m pleased to find that he does want to talk! … Continue reading

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Can’t Drell Me Nothing

While still at the Citadel, and still kicking it with Thane and Garrus (as usual) I decide to hit up Captain Bailey in C-Sec and ask him if he’s got any info on Thane’s son. He’s a Drell. Probably wearing … Continue reading

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More Like Uh, SiDON’Tis.

Well Jacob’s mission was a real buzzkill.  Garrus, Thane. Get your guns, we’re going to the Citadel and we’re doing yous guys’ shit.  Yes we are going drinking afterwards. I can’t believe you even have to ask that. I decide … Continue reading

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Baby Got Gernsback

Back on the ship, I check my journal to figure out what I should do next. Man, everyone wants me to do something for them. I look at Jacob’s mission.  Jacob was the first person to ask me for help. … Continue reading

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Oooh Baby A Thresher Maw

Back on the ship, I’m having a little chat with Captain Illusive Dude. Oh Shepard, he tells me, I totally knew it was a trap, but I don’t like to tell you everything but trust me I know what I’m … Continue reading

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