Monthly Archives: April 2012

On board the Normandy, James is upset that we’re leaving Earth. Uh yeah James, buddy. You saw that shit show down there. You saw that one reaper that was like, seriously trying to have sex with a building. It was … Continue reading →

Anderson and I head out of the room because fuck it, they’re all dead right? It doesn’t matter, I’m in a hurry. We need to get to the Normandy. MY Normandy, but we gotta find a way to contact them … Continue reading →

Ugh, fuck. My head is killing me. What the hell, you guys, where am I? What’s going on? In a detention center? on Earth? Oh god, what the fuck did I do last night? How…how many probes did I launch … Continue reading →