Let’s Go to the Citadel

This is a spoof song that I felt deserved its own page:

Let’s go to the Citadel everybody! Go!
C’mon Miranda! C’mon Tali!
Let’s go to the Citadel, you won’t be sorry
Put on your omni-tools
and your cool new exo-suit
having fun on the Citadel is what it’s all about

I haven’t done my missions yet
(That’s okay)
And you know how the Council gets
(Whatever)
I don’t care ’cause all my squad is gonna be there

Everybody come and play
throw all your dead fish away
Let’s go to the Citadel! Today!

There’s this Turian I like
Met him on a mission
he’s got fringe so sexy
and he drops mercs with his scoped gun

I want to test his reach
see if it hits the spot
I’ve recruited everyone
(Legion:)And turned on your new robot

Garrus says that we should wait
Because he’s gotta calibrate
That’s okay I’m gonna rock your sexy scarred up face
I’m gonna rock it til my skin weave chafes

Everybody come and play
throw all your dead fish away
Let’s go to the Citadel! Today!

I went to the ward with a couple of friends
I had whole mish worth of credits to spend
I want a ship model and hamster I think
we came her to shop and we came here to drink
I turned around and guess who I saw
Council advisor Donnel Udina
He said “Commander Shepard this just ain’t right”
So I went to Dark Star and danced all night
HIT IT THANE

C’mon!

Let’s go the Citadel!

Let’s go the Citadel everybody!

Everybody come and play
throw all your dead fish away
Let’s go to the Citadel! Today!

EVERYBODY LOVES THE CITADEL!

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