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It’s been fun times on the ship lately just Garrus cuddles and drinking and cuddles and drinking over and over and over. I’m sure Miranda thinks I should be doing something more useful, but I feel content spending my time … Continue reading →

The final station on our tour of Project Shitstorm is Atlas station. We drive over there with the Hammerhead, but not before I run over a few more innocent mammals. We arrive and head inside where Archer tells us the … Continue reading →

So this Archer guy explains to me that in order to stop the VI, I need to fly out to two other stations and flip some override switches. Sounds simple enough. Oh, one station is an old geth ship and … Continue reading →

As long as I’m doing stuff for the Cerberus fucks I told to fuck off, I figure I might as well go check out this Overlord bullshit. We land on the planet  in the Hammerhead which is very encouraging for … Continue reading →

After some relaxing cuddling with Garrus, I head down to the CIC and dig through my old emails. I know I told Cerberus to screw off, but I’m kinda bored and maybe they have something I can do that will … Continue reading →

Having found the location of the Shadow Broker’s base, we head right there. It is some fucked up ship flying around in the middle of a crazy ass lightning storm and we’re gonna run around outside of it and try … Continue reading →

Garrus and Thane catch up somehow and we chase after Vasir. She jumps into a space car and takes off. Liara has already secured us our own space car. I am hella snippy at her about not asking me if … Continue reading →

We head to the Dracon Trade Center where Baria Frontiers is located. This should be a walk in the park, I think to myself as I approach the doo-OH GOD THE BUILDING JUST EXPLODED. *sigh* Motherfucker. I wish Liara had … Continue reading →

The threat of the Collectors finally taken care of, I head upstairs to my cabin and cuddle with Garrus for like 4 hours straight. Slow, methodical, repetitive cuddling. On the bed. On the couch. Back to bed. Just cuddle, cuddle, … Continue reading →

For the final mission, I pick my usual team of Garrus and Thane. Everyone else needs to stay and hold the line by this door. I can’t remember why I care if they get through this door. If you recall, … Continue reading →